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Lewis Carroll - Little Birds
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Little Birds are dining
   Warily and well,
   Hid in mossy cell:
Hid, I say, by waiters
Gorgeous in their gaiters -
   I`ve a Tale to tell.

Little Birds are feeding
   Justices with jam,
   Rich in frizzled ham:
Rich, I say, in oysters
Haunting shady cloisters -
   That is what I am.

Little Birds are teaching
   Tigresses to smile,
   Innocent of guile:
Smile, I say, not smirkle -
Mouth a semicircle,
   That`s the proper style!

Little Birds are sleeping
   All among the pins,
   Where the loser wins:
Where, I say, he sneezes
When and how he pleases -
   So the Tale begins.

Little Birds are writing
   Interesting books,
   To be read by cooks:
Read, I say, not roasted -
Letterpress, when toasted,
   Loses its good looks.

Little Birds are playing
   Bagpipes on the shore,
   Where the tourists snore:
"Thanks!" they cry. "`Tis thrilling!
Take, oh take this shilling!
   Let us have no more!"

Little Birds are bathing
   Crocodiles in cream,
   Like a happy dream:
Like, but not so lasting -
Crocodiles, when fasting,
   Are not all they seem!

Little Birds are choking
   Baronets with bun,
   Taught to fire a gun:
Taught, I say, to splinter
Salmon in the winter -
   Merely for the fun.

Little Birds are hiding
   Crimes in carpet-bags,
   Blessed by happy stags:
Blessed, I say, though beaten -
Since our friends are eaten
   When the memory flags.

Little Birds are tasting
   Gratitude and gold,
   Pale with sudden cold:
Pale, I say, and wrinkled -
When the bells have tinkled,
   And the Tale is told.
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