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Lewis Carroll - Brother And Sister
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	"SISTER, sister, go to bed!
	Go and rest your weary head."
	Thus the prudent brother said.

	"Do you want a battered hide,
	Or scratches to your face applied?"
	Thus his sister calm replied.

	"Sister, do not raise my wrath.
	I`d make you into mutton broth
	As easily as kill a moth"

	The sister raised her beaming eye
	And looked on him indignantly
	And sternly answered, "Only try!"

	Off to the cook he quickly ran.
	"Dear Cook, please lend a frying-pan
	To me as quickly as you can."

	And wherefore should I lend it you?"
	"The reason, Cook, is plain to view.
	I wish to make an Irish stew."

	"What meat is in that stew to go?"
	"My sister`ll be the contents!"
	"Oh"
	"You`ll lend the pan to me, Cook?"
	"No!"

	Moral: Never stew your sister.
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