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Shel Silverstein - Never
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I`ve never roped a Brahma bull,
I`ve never fought a duel,
I`ve never crossed the desert
On a lop-eared, swayback mule,
I`ve never climbed an idol`s nose
To steal a cursèd jewel.

I`ve never gone down with my ship
Into the bubblin` brine,
I`ve never saved a lion`s life
And then had him save mine,
Or screamed Ahoooo while swingin` through
The jungle on a vine.

I`ve never dealt draw poker
In a rowdy lumber camp,
Or got up at the count of nine
To beat the world`s champ,
I`ve never had my picture on
A six-cent postage stamp.

I`ve never scored a touchdown
On a ninety-nine-yard run,
I`ve never winged six Daltons
With my dying brother`s gun...
Or kissed Miz Jane, and rode my hoss
Into the setting sun.
Sometimes I get so depressed
`Bout what I haven`t done.
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