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Shel Silverstein - No Thank You
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No I do not want a kitten,
No cute, cuddly kitty-poo,
No more long hair in my  cornflakes,
No more midnight meowing mews,
No more scratchin`, snarlin`, spitters
No more sofas clawed to shreds,
No more smell of kitty litter,
No more mousies in my bed.
No, I will not take that kitten--
I`ve had lice and I`ve had fleas,
I`ve been scratched and sprayed and bitten,
I`ve developed allergies.
If you`ve got an ape, I`ll take him,
If you have a lion, that`s fine,
If you brought some walking bacon,
Leave him, here, I`ll treat him kind.
I have room for mice and gerbils,
I have beds for boars and bats,
But please, please take away that kitten--
Quick--`fore it becomes a cat.
Well...it is kind of cute at that.
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