Well on a Monday I`ll be slingin` hash Tuesday I`ll be collectin` trash And on a Wednesday I might be tendin` bar Thursday I`ll be the guy who parks your car On a Friday I might be teachin` school a Saturday finds me hustlin` pool I got a whole lotta talents in demand that`s why they call me Handy Man Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn And their mama`s all horny when their daddys are gone I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck And I can chop down a redwood usin` just one hand That`s why they call me Handy Man Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies I can come round you know work around the house Or the backyards or somethin` not too taxin` no Yeah on six in the morning I`m out pickin` fruits 8:45 I`m back pressin` suits Twelve o`clock you`ll see me shinin` shoes the coctail hour I`ll be a servin` booze I can wash your windows or walk your pet Get your color reception and on a black and white set Yeah I can play concerto on your baby grand cause I`m a huh Handy Man Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn And their mama`s all horny when their daddy`s not at home I save my evenings for a brand new faces Weekends are reserved for a emergency cases I tell you babe you gotta understand that I`m a handy man I mean a handy man you know what I am I mean a handy manSourceThe script ran 0.001 seconds.
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