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Shel Silverstein - Three-Legged ManShel Silverstein - Three-Legged Man
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Well now friends you`ll never guess it so I really must confess it I just met the sweetest woman of my long dismal life. But a friend of mine said, "Buddy, just in case your mind is muddy, Don`t you know that girl you`re fooling with is Peg-Leg Johnson`s wife. And that man is big and rough and mean and grim, And he`ll brain you with his artificial limb. But next morning bright and early I stole old Peg-Leg`s girlie, And I also took his wooden leg just to play it safe. But there weren`t no time for laughter `cause he started hopping after, And I keep on running faster but he won`t give up the chase. And I`m running through the mountain with his bride, And I got his wooden leg here by my side. I`m a three-legged man with a two-legged woman Being chased cross country by a one-legged fool. Though he`s huffing and he`s puffing and he shows no sign of stopping, I tell you, boys, this life is hard and cruel. `Cross the deserts and the valleys and the dark Chicago alleys `Cross the mighty Mississippi to the hills of Caroline. Through the mountains of Montana and the swamps of Louisiana Everytime that I look back he`s JUST one foot behind. And I know he must be cold and wet and sick, But in spite of all his woes he can kick. Now he`s ragged and he`s filthy, and I`m feeling mighty guilty `Specially in the evenings when I hear him plead and beg. He says "In spite of all your stealing friend, I bear you no hard feelings. You can keep that darned old woman but please give me back my leg." `Cause although the one you meant to take was wooden In the dark by mistake you took my good`un.
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