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Shel Silverstein - Lemmebesomethin’
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Now if I can`t be your hotdog lemme be your little weiner
Baby if I can`t be your regular man lemme be your in betweener
And if I can`t be your human torch lemme be your submariner
Well hey baby don`t you leave me this way lemme be somethin`
Yeah If I can`t be your Abercrombie bitch lemme be your five and tener
If I can`t be your all-the-time lemme be your now-and-thenner
And if I can`t be your now-and-thenner lemme be your you-tell-me-whenner
Mmm hey baby don`t you leave me this way lemme be somethin`
And if I can`t be your datenut bread lemme be your soda cracker
And if I can`t be your boom-a-dee boom lemme be your clickity clacker
And if I can`t be your seven-course meal lemme be your midnight snacker
Yeah baby don`t you leave me this way lemme be somethin`
Yeah if I can`t be your lovey-dovey lemme be your flirty-flirty
And if I can`t be your orchestra lemme be your little hurdy gurdy
And if I can`t be your Mr Clean lemme be your Mr Dirty
Oh hey baby don`t you leave me this way lemme be somthin`
Hey if I can`t be your Sunday man lemme be your Monday action
Yeah well if I can`t be your big big show lemme be your coming attraction
And if I can`t be your coming attraction lemme be your momentary satisfaction
Yeah well hey baby don`t you leave me this way lemme be somethin`
And if I can`t be your bombardier let me be your tail gunner
If I can`t be your serious love lemme be your just-for-funner
And if I can`t be your big collision lemme be your hit-and-runner
Yeah well hey baby don`t you leave me this way lemme be somethin`
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