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Shel Silverstein - Never Bite A Married Woman On The ThighShel Silverstein - Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh
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Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my Cause she just can`t rub it off no matter how she`ll try And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why Then she`ll say it`s just a birthmark or some other silly lie But he`ll get suspicious and then he will start to pry Then she`ll get hysterical and she will start to cry And he`ll say I don`t blame you but tell me who`s the guy So she`ll admit to everything and he will say bye-bye And he`ll buy an airline ticket and he`ll fly across the sky And then he`ll come and find you and he`ll punch you in the eye Then he`ll rent a cheap hotel room and he`ll hang himself with his tie And when she gets the news she`ll take an overdose of sleeping Tablets and she`s gonna lie on the couch and die So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh
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