Handsome guys get girls that are pretty Other guys make it cause they`re clever and witty But the only love I ever got I got out of pity cause I`m the ugliest man in town Yeah I drive down the street in a Roys Rolls car Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar But you know folks that really don`t get you very far When you`re the ugliest man in town There was a note on the doorstep where I was found Is said this poor child weighs eleven pounds So bring him up healthy and welthy and sound Keep his back to the light don`t let him turn around Yeah all you women you`re heartless and cold all you want is my silver and gold Don`t you know I`ve got a beautiful soul though I`m the ugliest man in town Yeah I`m so ugly I gotta shave in the dark The kids start to cry when I walk through the park The clock stop tickin` and dogs start to bark whenever I come around Oh oh oh I walk down the street the girls all hiss me If I died tomorrow not one of them would miss me Only reason they ball me is they can`t stand to kiss me I`m the ugliest man in town oh yeah the ugliest man in townSourceThe script ran 0.001 seconds.
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