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Shel Silverstein - Melinda Mae
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Have you heard of tiny Melinda Mae, 
Who ate a monstrous whale? 
She thought she could, 
She said she would, 
So she started in right at the tail. 

And everyone said,"You`re much too small," 
But that didn`t bother Melinda at all, 
She took little bites and she shewed very slow, 
Just like a little girl should... 

...and eighty-nine years later she ate that whale 
Because she said she would!!!
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