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Shel Silverstein - Captain Hook
Work rating: Medium

Captain Hook must remember 
Not to scratch his toes. 
Captain Hook must watch out 
And never pick his nose. 
Captain Hook must be gentle 
When he shakes your hand. 
Captain Hook must be careful 
Openin` sardine cans 
And playing tag and pouring tea 
And turnin` pages of his book. 
Lots of folks I`m glad I ain`t-- 
But mostly Captain Hook!
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