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Shel Silverstein - Strange Restaurant
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I said, "I`ll take the T-bone steak."
A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow."
And I looked up and realized
The waitress was a cow. 
I cried, "Mistake--forget the the steak.
I`ll take the chicken then."
I heard a cluck--`twas just my luck
The busboy was a hen.
I said, "Okay no, fowl today.
I`ll have the seafood dish."
Then I saw through the kitchen door
The cook--he was a fish.
I screamed, "Is there anyone workin` here
Who`s an onion or a beet?
No? Your`re sure? Okay then friends,
A salad`s what I`ll eat."
They looked at me. "Oh,no," they said,
"The owner is a cabbage head."
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