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Shel Silverstein - Double-Tail Dog
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Would you like to buy a dog with a tail at either end? 
He is quite the strangest dog there is in town. 
Though he`s not too good at knowing 
just exactly where he`s going, 
He is very very good at sitting down. 
He doesn`t have a place to put a collar, 
And I`ll admit it`s rather hard to lead him, 
And he cannot hear you call 
For he has no ears at all, 
But it doesn`t cost a single cent to feed him. 
He cannot bite, he`ll never bark or growl, 
Just scratch him on his tails, he`ll find it pleasing. 
But you`ll have to take him out 
For twice as many walks, 
And I`ll bet that you can quickly guess the reason.
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