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Shel Silverstein - God`s Wheel
Work rating: Medium

God says to me with a kind of smile,
"Hey how would you like to be God awhile
And steer the world?"
"Okay," says I, "I`ll give it a try.
Where do I set?
How much do I get?
What time is lunch?
When can I quit?"
"Gimme back that wheel," says God.
"I don`t think you`re quite ready yet."
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