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Shel Silverstein - Bear In There
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	There`s a polar bear
	In our Frigidaire—
	He likes it `cause it`s cold in there.
	With his seat in the meat
	And his face in the fish
	And his big hairy paws
	In the buttery dish,
	He`s nibbling the noodles,
	He`s munching the rice,
	He`s slurping the soda,
	He`s licking the ice.
	And he lets out a roar
	If you open the door.
	And it gives me a scare
	To know he`s in there—
	That polary bear
	In our Fridgitydaire.
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