. I will teach you my townspeople how to perform a funeral for you have it over a troop of artists- unless one should scour the world- you have the ground sense necessary. See! the hearse leads. I begin with a design for a hearse. For Christ`s sake not black- nor white either - and not polished! Let it be whethered - like a farm wagon - with gilt wheels (this could be applied fresh at small expense) or no wheels at all: a rough dray to drag over the ground. Knock the glass out! My God - glass, my townspeople! For what purpose? Is it for the dead to look out or for us to see the flowers or the lack of them - or what? To keep the rain and snow from him? He will have a heavier rain soon: pebbles and dirt and what not. Let there be no glass - and no upholstery, phew! and no little brass rollers and small easy wheels on the bottom - my townspeople, what are you thinking of? A rough plain hearse then with gilt wheels and no top at all. On this the coffin lies by its own weight. No wreathes please- especially no hot house flowers. Some common memento is better, something he prized and is known by: his old clothes - a few books perhaps - God knows what! You realize how we are about these things my townspeople - something will be found - anything even flowers if he had come to that. So much for the hearse. For heaven`s sake though see to the driver! Take off the silk hat! In fact that`s no place at all for him - up there unceremoniously dragging our friend out to his own dignity! Bring him down - bring him down! Low and inconspicuous! I`d not have him ride on the wagon at all - damn him! - the undertaker`s understrapper! Let him hold the reins and walk at the side and inconspicuously too! Then briefly as to yourselves: Walk behind - as they do in France, seventh class, or if you ride Hell take curtains! Go with some show of inconvenience; sit openly - to the weather as to grief. Or do you think you can shut grief in? What - from us? We who have perhaps nothing to lose? Share with us share with us - it will be money in your pockets. Go now I think you are ready.SourceThe script ran 0.001 seconds.
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