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Spike Milligan - Soldier Freddy
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Soldier Freddy
        was never ready,
But! Soldier Neddy,
        unlike Freddy
Was  always ready
        and steady,

That`s why,
    When Soldier Neddy
Is-outside-Buckingham-Palace-on-guard-in-the-pouring-wind-and-rain-being-steady-and-ready,
Freddy
    is home in beddy.
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