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Spike Milligan - Porridge
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Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
If it`s good enough to eat,
It`s good enough to stand!

On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three)
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