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Spike Milligan - Look At All Those Monkeys!
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Look at all those monkeys
Jumping in their cage.
Why don`t they all go out to work
And earn a decent wage?

    How can you say such silly things,
    And you a son of mine?
    Imagine monkeys travelling on
    The Morden-Edgware line!

But what about the Pekinese!
They have an allocation.
`Don`t travel during Peke hour`,
It says on every station.

    My Gosh, you`re right, my clever boy,
    I never thought of that!
    And so they left the monkey house,
    While an elephant raised his hat.
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