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Spike Milligan - I`m Walking Backwards For Christmas
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I`m walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea,
I`m walking backwards for Christmas,
It`s the only thing for me.

I`ve tried walking sideways,
And walking to the front,
But people just look at me,
And say it`s a publicity stunt. 

I`m walking backwards for Christmas,
To prove that I love you. 

An immigrant lad, loved an Irish colleen
From Dublin Galway Bay.
He longed for her arms,
But she spurned his charms,
And sailed o`er the foam away 

She left the lad by himself, on his own
All alone, a-sorrowing
And sadly he dreamed, or at least that`s the
way it seemed, buddy,
That an angel choir did sing -
An angel choir did sing. 

I`m walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea.
I`m walking backwards for Christmas,
It`s the finest thing for me. 

And so I`ve tried walking sideways,
And walking to the front.
But people just laughed, and said,
"It`s a publicity stunt". 

So I`m walking backwards for Christmas
To prove that I love you.
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