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Spike Milligan - Have A Nice day
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`Help, help, ` said a man. `I`m drowning.`
`Hang on, ` said a man from the shore.
`Help, help, ` said the man. `I`m not clowning.`
`Yes, I know, I heard you before.
Be patient dear man who is drowning, 
You, see I`ve got a disease.
I`m waiting for a Doctor J. Browning.
So do be patient please.`
`How long, ` said the man who was drowning. `Will it take for the Doc to arrive? `
`Not very long, ` said the man with the disease. `Till then try staying alive.`
`Very well, ` said the man who was drowning. `I`ll try and stay afloat.
By reciting the poems of Browning
And other things he wrote.`
`Help, help, ` said the man with the disease, `I suddenly feel quite ill.`
`Keep calm.` said the man who was drowning, ` Breathe deeply and lie quite still.`
`Oh dear, ` said the man with the awful disease. `I think I`m going to die.`
`Farewell, ` said the man who was drowning.
Said the man with the disease, `goodbye.`
So the man who was drowning, drownded
And the man with the disease past away.
But apart from that, 
And a fire in my flat, 
It`s been a very nice day.
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