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Spike Milligan - Bongaloo
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"What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
"A Bongaloo, Son," said I, 
"Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman`s knees
And the leg of a nanny goat`s eye."

"How strange is a Bongaloo, Daddy?" 
"As strange as strange," I replied.
"When the sun`s in the West 
It appears in a vest 
Sailing out with the noonday tide."

"What shape is a Bongaloo, Daddy?" 
"The shape, my Son, I`ll explain:
It`s tall round the nose 
Which continually grows 
In the general direction of Spain."

`Are you sure there`s a Bongaloo, Daddy?`
"Am I sure, my Son?" said I.
"Why, I`ve seen it, not quite 
On a dark sunny night

Do you think that I`d tell you a lie?
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