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William Ernest Henley - London Types: `Liza
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`Liza`s old man`s perhaps a little shady, 
`Liza`s old woman`s prone to booze and cring; 
But `Liza deems herself a perfect lady, 
And proves it in her feathers and her fringe. 
For `Liza has a bloke her heart to cheer, 
With pearlies and a barrer and a jack, 
So all the vegetables of the year 
Are duly represented on her back. 
Her boots are sacrifices to her hats, 
Which knock you speechless—like a load of bricks! 
Her summer velvets dazzle Wanstead Flats, 
And cost, at times, a good eighteen-and-six. 
Withal, outside the gay and giddy whirl, 
`Liza`s a stupid, straight, hard-working girl.
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