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Christina Georgina Rossetti - If A Pig Wore A Wig
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If a pig wore a wig, 
What could we say? 
Treat him as a gentleman, 
And say ‘Good day.’ 
If his tail chanced to fail, 
What could we do? - 
Send him to the tailoress 
To get one new.
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