James Whitcomb Riley - Tugg MartinJames Whitcomb Riley - Tugg Martin
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I.
Tugg Martin`s tough.--No doubt o` that!
And down there at
The town he come from word`s bin sent
Advisin` this-here Settle-ment
To kindo` _humor_ Tugg, and not
To git him hot--
Jest pass his imperfections by,
And he`s as good as pie!
II.
They claim he`s _wanted_ back there.--Yit
The officers they mostly quit
_Insistin`_ when
They notice Tugg`s so _back`ard_, and
Sorto` gives `em to understand
He druther not!--A Deputy
(The slickest one you ever see!)
Tackled him _last_--"disguisin` then,"
As Tugg says, "as a gentlemen!"--
You `d ort o` hear _Tugg_ tell it!--_My_!
I thought I`d _die_!
III.
The way it wuz;--Tugg and the rest
The boys wuz jest
A-kindo` gittin` thawed out, down
At "Guss`s Place," fur-end o` town,
One night, when, first we knowed,
Some feller rode
Up in a buggy at the door,
And hollered fer some one to come
And fetch him some
Red-licker out--And whirped and swore
That colt he drove wuz "_Thompson`s_" shore!
IV.
Guss went out, and come in agin
And filled a pint and tuck it out--
Stayed quite a spell--then peeked back in,
Half-hid-like where the light wuz dim,
And jieuked his head
At Tugg and said,--
"Come out a minute--here`s a gent
Wants you to take a drink with him."
V.
Well--Tugg laid down his cards and went--
In fact, _we all_
Got up, you know,
_Startin`_ to go--
When in reels Guss aginst the wall,
As white as snow,
Gaspin`,--"_He`s tuck Tugg!--wher`s my gun_?"
And-sir, outside we heerd
The hoss snort and kick up his heels
Like he wuz skeerd,
And then the buggy-wheels
Scrape--and then Tugg`s voice hollerun`,--
"I`m bested!--Good-bye, fellers!" . . . `Peared
S` all-fired suddent,
Nobody couldn`t
Jest git it fixed,--tel hoss and man,
Buggy and Tugg, off through the dark
Went like the devil beatin` tan-
Bark!
VI.
What _could_ we do? . . . We filed back to
The bar: And Guss jest _looked_ at us,
And we looked back "The same as you,"
Still sayin` nothin`--And the sap
It stood in every eye,
And every hat and cap
Went off, as we teched glasses solemnly,
And Guss says-he:
"Ef it`s `good-bye` with Tugg, fer _shore_,--I say
God bless him!--Er ef they
Aint railly no _need_ to pray,
I`m not reniggin!--board`s the play,
And here`s God bless him, anyway!"
VII.
It must a-bin an hour er so
We all set there,
Talkin o` pore
Old Tugg, you know,
`At never, wuz ketched up before--
When--all slow-like--the door-
Knob turned--and Tugg come shamblin` in,
Hand-cuffed`--`at`s what he wuz, I swear!--
Yit smilin,` like he hadn`t bin
Away at all! And when we ast him where
The _Deputy_ wuz at,--"I don`t know where," Tugg said,--
"All _I_ know is--he`s dead."
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