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James Whitcomb Riley - Old Winters On The Farm
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I have jest about decided
    It `ud keep a _town-boy_ hoppin`
    Fer to work all winter, choppin`
  Fer a` old fire-place, like _I_ did!
  Lawz! them old times wuz contrairy!--
    Blame backbone o` winter, `peared-like,
    _Wouldn`t_ break!--and I wuz skeerd-like
  Clean on into _Febuary_!
    Nothin` ever made we madder
  Than fer Pap to stomp in, layin`
  On a` extra fore-stick, sayin`
    "Groun`hog`s out and seed his shadder!"
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