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James Whitcomb Riley - The Old Tramp
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A Old Tramp slep` in our stable wunst,
  An` The Raggedy Man he caught
An` roust him up, an` chased him off
  Clean out through our back lot!

An` th` Old Tramp hollered back an` said,--
  "You`re a _purty_ man!--_You_ air!--
With a pair o` eyes like two fried eggs,
  An` a nose like a Bartlutt pear!"
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