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James Whitcomb Riley - Some Scattering Remarks Of Bub`s
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Wunst I looked our pepper-box lid
An` cut little pie-dough biscuits, I did,
And cooked `em on our stove one day
When our hired girl she said I may.

_Honey`s_ the goodest thing--Oo-_ooh_!
And blackberry-pies is goodest, too!
But wite hot biscuits, ist soakin`-wet
Wiv tree-mullasus, is goodest yet!

Miss Maimie she`s my Ma`s friend,--an`
She`s purtiest girl in all the lan`!--
An` sweetest smile an` voice an` face--
An` eyes ist looks like p`serves tas`e`!

I _ruther_ go to the Circus-show;
But, `cause my _parunts_ told me so,
I ruther go to the Sund`y School,
`Cause there I learn the goldun rule.

Say, Pa,--what _is_ the goldun rule
`At`s allus at the Sund`y School?
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