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James Whitcomb Riley - The Jaybird
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The Jaybird he`s my _favorite_
    Of all the birds they is!
  I think he`s quite a stylish sight
    In that blue suit of his:
  An` when he` lights an` shuts his wings,
    His coat`s a "cutaway"--
  I guess it`s only when he sings
    You`d know he wuz a jay.

  I like to watch him when he`s lit
    In top of any tree,
  `Cause all birds git wite out of it
    When _he_ `lights, an` they see
  How proud he act`, an` swell an` spread
    His chest out more an` more,
  An` raise the feathers on his head
    Like it`s cut pompadore!
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