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James Whitcomb Riley - Intellectual Limitations
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Parunts knows lots more than us,
    But they don`t know _all_ things,--
  `Cause we ketch `em, lots o` times,
    Even on little small things.

  One time Winnie ask` her Ma,
    At the winder, sewin`,
  What`s the wind a-doin` when
    It`s a-not a-_blowin_`?

  Yes, an` `Del`, that very day,
    When we`re nearly froze out,
  He ask` Uncle _where_ it goes
    When the fire goes out?

  Nen _I_ run to ask my Pa,
    That way, somepin` funny;
  But I can`t say ist but "Say,"
  When he turn to me an` say,
    "Well, what is it, Honey?"
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