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James Whitcomb Riley - A Gustatory Achievement
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Last Thanksgivin`-dinner we
  Et at Granny`s house, an` she

  Had--ist like she alluz does--
  Most an` best pies ever wuz.

  Canned _black_ burry-pie an` _goose_
  Burry, squshin`-full o` juice;
  An` _roz_burry--yes, an` plum--
  Yes, an` _churry_-pie--_um-yum_!

  Peach an` punkin, too, you bet.
  Lawzy! I kin taste `em yet!
  Yes, an` _custard_-pie, an` _mince!_

  An`--I--_ain`t_--et--no--pie--since!
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