James Whitcomb Riley - The Way It WuzJames Whitcomb Riley - The Way It Wuz
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Las` July--an`, I persume
`Bout as hot
As the ole Gran`-Jury room
Where they sot!--
Fight `twixt Mike an` Dock McGriff--
`Pears to me jes` like as if
I`d a dremp` the whole blame thing--
Allus ha`nts me roun` the gizzard
When they`re nightmares on the wing,
An` a feller`s blood`s jes` friz!
Seed the row from a to izzard--
`Cause I wuz a-standin` as clost to `em
As me an` you is!
Tell you the way it wuz--
An` I do n`t want to see,
Like _some_ fellers does,
When they `re goern to be
Any kind o` fuss--
On`y makes a rumpus wuss
Far to interfere
When their dander`s riz--
But I wuz a-standin` as clost to `em
As me an` you is!
I wuz kind o` strayin`
Past the blame saloon--
Heerd some fiddler playin`
That "ole hee-cup tune!"
Sort o` stopped, you know,
Far a minit er so,
And wuz jes` about
Settin` down, when--_Jeemses-whizz!_
Whole durn winder-sash fell out!
An` there laid Doc McGriff, and Mike
A-straddlin` him, all bloody-like,
An` both a-gittin` down to biz!--
An` I wuz a-standin` as clost to `em
As me an` you is!
I wuz the on`y man aroun`--
(Durn old-fogy town!
`Peared more like, to me,
_Sund`y_ `an _Saturd`y!)_
Dog come `crost the road
An` tuck a smell
An` put right back;
Mishler driv by `ith a load
O` cantalo`pes he couldn`t sell--
Too mad, `y jack!
To even ast
What wuz up, as he went past!
Weather most outrageous hot!--
Fairly hear it sizz
Roun` Dock an` Mike--till Dock he shot,
An` Mike he slacked that grip o` his
An` fell, all spraddled out. Dock riz
`Bout half up, a-spittin` red,
An` shuck his head--
An` I wuz a-standin` as clost to `em
As me an` you is!
An` Dock he says,
A-whisperin`-like,--
"It hain`t no use
A-tryin`!--Mike
He`s jes` ripped my daylights loose!--
Git that blame-don fiddler to
Let up, an` come out here--You
Got some burryin` to do,--
Mike makes _one_, an` I expects
In ten seconds I`ll make _two_!"
And he drapped back, where he riz,
`Crost Mike`s body, black and blue,
Like a great big letter X!--
An` I wuz a-standin` as clost to `em
As me an` you is!
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