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James Whitcomb Riley - A Parent Reprimanded
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Sometimes I think `at Parents does
  Things ist about as bad as _us_--

    Wite `fore our vurry eyes, at that!
  Fer one time Pa he scold` my Ma
    `Cause he can`t find his hat;
  An` she ist _cried_, she did! An` I
    Says, "Ef you scold my Ma
  Ever again an` make her cry,
    Wy, you sha`n`t _be_ my Pa!"
  An` nen he laugh` an` find his hat
  Ist wite where Ma she said it`s at!
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