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James Whitcomb Riley - In Fervent Praise Of Picnics
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Picnics is fun `at`s purty hard to beat.
  I purt`-nigh ruther go to them than _eat_.
  I purt`-nigh ruther go to them than go
  With our Char_lot_ty to the Trick-Dog Show.
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