James Whitcomb Riley - By Any Other NameJames Whitcomb Riley - By Any Other Name
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First the teacher called the roll,
Clos`t to the beginnin`,
"Addeliney Bowersox!"
Set the school a-grinnin`.
Wintertime, and stingin`-cold
When the session took up--
Cold as _we_ all looked at _her_,
Though _she_ couldn`t look up!
Total stranger to us, too--
Country-folks ain`t allus
Nigh so shameful unpolite
As some people call us!--
But the honest facts is, _then_,
Addeliney Bower-
Sox`s feelin`s was so hurt
She cried half an hour!
My dest was acrost from her `n:
Set and watched her tryin`
To p`tend she didn`t keer,
And a kind o` dryin`
Up her tears with smiles---tel I
Thought, "Well, `_Addeliney
Bowersox_` is plain, but _she`s_
Purty as a piney!"
It`s be`n many of a year
Sence that most oncommon
Cur`ous name o` _Bowersox_
Struck me so abomin-
Nubble and outlandish-like!--
I changed it to Adde-
Liney _Daubenspeck_--and _that_
Nearly killed her Daddy!
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