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James Whitcomb Riley - Naughty Claude
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When Little Claude was naughty wunst
  At dinner-time, an` said
He won`t say "_Thank you_" to his Ma,
  She maked him go to bed
An` stay two hours an` not git up,--
  So when the clock struck Two,
Nen Claude says,--"Thank you, Mr. Clock,
  I`m much obleeged to you!"
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