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James Whitcomb Riley - "Old Bob White"
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Old Bob White`s a funny bird!--
  Funniest you ever heard!--
    Hear him whistle,--"Old--Bob--_White_!"
  You can hear him, clean from where
  He`s `way `crosst the wheat-field there,
  Whistlin` like he didn`t care--
            "Old-Bob-_White_!"

  Whistles alluz ist the same--
  So`s we won`t fergit his name!--
    Hear him say it?--"Old--Bob--_White_!"
  _There!_ he`s whizzed off down the lane--
  Gone back where his folks is stayin`--
  Hear him?--There he goes again,--
            "Old--Bob--_White_!"

  When boys ever tries to git
  Clos`t to him--how quick he`ll quit
    Whistlin` his "Old-Bob--_White_!"
  "_Whoo-rhoo-rhoo!_" he`s up an` flew,
  Ist a-purt`-nigh skeerin` you
  Into fits!--`At`s what he`ll do.--
            "Old-Bob--_White_!"

  Wunst our Hired Man an` me,
  When we drove to Harmony,
    Saw one, whistlin` "Old--Bob--_White_!"
  An` we drove _wite clos`t_, an` I
  Saw him an` he didn`t fly,--
  Birds likes horses, an` that`s why.
            "Old--Bob--_White_!"

  One time, Uncle Sidney says,
  Wunst he rob` a Bob White`s nes`
    Of the eggs of "Old Bob White";
  Nen he hatched `em wiv a hen
  An` her little chicks, an` nen
  They ist all flewed off again!
            "Old--Bob--_White_!"
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