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James Whitcomb Riley - "Company Manners"
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When Bess gave her Dollies a Tea, said she,--
  "It`s unpolite, when they`s Company,
  To say you`ve drinked _two_ cups, you see,--
  But say you`ve drinked _a couple_ of tea."
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