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William Topaz McGonagall [1825-1902] SCO
Ranked #139 in the top 380 poets
Votes 48%: 40 up, 43 down

Has been acclaimed as the worst poet in British history. The chief criticisms are that he is deaf to poetic metaphor and unable to scan correctly. McGonagall's fame stems from the humorous effects these shortcomings generate in his work. The inappropriate rhythms, weak vocabulary, and ill-advised imagery combine to make his work amongst the most unintentionally amusing dramatic poetry in the English language. He won notoriety as an extremely bad poet who exhibited no recognition of, or concern for, his peers' opinions of his work.

Weaver, doggerel poet and actor.

Words would not do justice to this Mixed-reviewed poet. For more info, allow yourself the pleasure of exploring the following website dedicated to the "lore of McGonagall":  http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/ 

Victorian, Humour

YearsCountryPoetInteraction
1918-2002
IRL
Spike Milligan
← influenced by William Topaz McGonagall


WorkLangRating
The Tay Bridge Disaster
eng
10
A New Year`s Resolution to Leave Dundee
eng
4
A New Temperance Poem, in Memory of My Departed Parents
eng
3
Women`s Suffrage
eng
3
A Christmas Carol
eng
2
A Descriptive Poem on the Silvery Tay
eng
2
Descriptive Jottings of London
eng
2
Glasgow
eng
2
The Bonnie Lass o` Dundee
eng
2
The Wreck of the Steamer `London`, while on her way to Australia
eng
2
The Wreck of the Steamer `Stella`
eng
2
A Soldier`s Reprieve
eng
1
An Adventure in the Life of King James V of Scotland
eng
1
Beautiful Nairn
eng
1
Lines in Praise of Tommy Atkins
eng
1
Robert Burns
eng
1
The Battle Of The Nile
eng
1
The Black Watch Memorial
eng
1
The Burning of the People`s Variety Theatre, Aberdeen
eng
1
The City of Perth
eng
1
The Convict`s Return
eng
1
The Hero of Rorke`s Drift
eng
1
The Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay
eng
1
A Humble Heroine
eng
0
A Requisition to the Queen
eng
0
A Summary History of Lord Clive
eng
0
A Tale of Christmas Eve
eng
0
A Tale of Elsinore
eng
0
A Tale of the Sea
eng
0
A Tribute to Dr. Murison
eng
0
A Tribute to Henry M. Stanley
eng
0
A Tribute to Mr J. Graham Henderson, The World`s Fair Judge
eng
0
A Tribute to Mr Murphy and the Blue Ribbon Army
eng
0
Adventures of King Robert the Bruce
eng
0
An Address to Shakespeare
eng
0
An Address to the New Tay Bridge
eng
0
An Address to the Rev. George Gilfillan
eng
0
An All-Night Sea Fight
eng
0
An Autumn Reverie
eng
0
An Excursion Steamer Sunk in the Tay
eng
0
An Ode to the Queen
eng
0
An Ode to the Queen on Her Jubilee Year
eng
0
Annie Marshall the Foundling
eng
0
Attempted Assassination of the Queen
eng
0
Baldovan
eng
0
Balmoral Castle
eng
0
Beautiful Aberfoyle
eng
0
Beautiful Balmerino
eng
0
Beautiful Balmoral
eng
0
Beautiful Comrie
eng
0
Beautiful Crief
eng
0
Beautiful Edinburgh
eng
0
Beautiful Monikie
eng
0
Beautiful Newport on the Braes o` the Silvery Tay
eng
0
Beautiful North Berwick
eng
0
Beautiful Rothesay
eng
0
Beautiful Torquay
eng
0
Beautiful Village of Penicuik
eng
0
Beecham`s Pills
eng
0
Bill Bowls the Sailor
eng
0
Bill Bowls, the Sailor
eng
0
Bonnie Callander
eng
0
Bonnie Dundee in 1878
eng
0
Bonnie Kilmany
eng
0
Bonnie Montrose
eng
0
Broughty Ferry
eng
0
Burning of the Exeter Theatre
eng
0
Calamity in London
eng
0
Captain Teach alias Black Beard
eng
0
Death and Burial of Lord Tennyson
eng
0
Edinburgh
eng
0
Farewell Address at the Argyle Hall
eng
0
Forget-Me-Not
eng
0
General Gordon, the Hero of Khartoum
eng
0
General Roberts in Afghanistan
eng
0
Grace Darling or "The Wreck of the Forfarshire"
eng
0
Greenland`s Icy Mountains
eng
0
Grif, of the Bloody Hand
eng
0
Hanchen, the Maid of the Mill
eng
0
Jack Honest, or the Widow and Her Son
eng
0
Jack o` the Cudgel
eng
0
Jenny Carrister, The Heroine of Lucknow-Mine
eng
0
John Rouat the Fisherman
eng
0
Jottings of New York
eng
0
Lines in Defence of the Stage
eng
0
Lines in Memoriam Regarding the Entertainment in Reform Street Hall, Dundee
eng
0
Lines in Praise of Mr. J. Graham Henderson, Hawick
eng
0
Lines in Praise of Professor Blackie
eng
0
Lines in Praise of the Lyric Club Banquet
eng
0
Lines in Protest to the Dundee Magistrates
eng
0
Lines in Reply to the Beautiful Poet Who Welcomed News of McGonagall`s Departure from Dundee
eng
0
Little Jamie
eng
0
Little Pierre`s Song
eng
0
Little Popeet - the Lost Child
eng
0
Loch Katrine
eng
0
Loch Leven
eng
0
Loch Ness
eng
0
Lord Robert`s Triumphal Entry into Pretoria
eng
0
Lost on the Prairie
eng
0
Mary, the Maid o` the Tay
eng
0
McGonagall`s Ode to the King
eng
0
Nora, the Maid of Killarney
eng
0
Oban
eng
0
Richard Pigott, the Forger
eng
0
Saved by Music
eng
0
Saving a Train
eng
0
Sunlight Soap
eng
0
The Albion Battleship Calamity
eng
0
The Ancient Town of Leith
eng
0
The Ashantee War
eng
0
The Battle of Abu Klea
eng
0
The Battle of Alexandria
eng
0
The Battle of Alma
eng
0
The Battle of Atbara
eng
0
The Battle of Bannockburn
eng
0
The Battle of Corunna
eng
0
The Battle of Cressy
eng
0
The Battle of Culloden
eng
0
The Battle of El-Teb
eng
0
The Battle of Flodden Field
eng
0
The Battle of Glencoe
eng
0
The Battle Of Gujrat
eng
0
The Battle of Inkermann
eng
0
The Battle of Omdurman
eng
0
The Battle of Sheriffmuir
eng
0
The Battle of Shina, in Africa, Fought in 1800
eng
0
The Battle of Tel-el-Kebir
eng
0
The Battle of Waterloo
eng
0
The Beautiful City of Perth
eng
0
The Beautiful Sun
eng
0
The Blind Girl
eng
0
The Bonnie Lass o` Ruily
eng
0
The Bonnie Sidlaw Hills
eng
0
The Burial of Mr. Gladstone
eng
0
The Burial of the Reverend Gilfillan
eng
0
The Burning of the Ship `Kent`
eng
0
The Burning of the Steamer `City of Montreal`
eng
0
The Burns Statue
eng
0
The Capture of Havana
eng
0
The Capture of Lucknow
eng
0
The Castle of Mains
eng
0
The Christmas Goose
eng
0
The Clepington Catastrophe
eng
0
The Collision in the English Channel
eng
0
The Crucifixion of Christ
eng
0
The Death of Captain Ward
eng
0
The Death of Fred Marsden, the American Playwright
eng
0
The Death of Lord and Lady Dalhousie
eng
0
The Death of Prince Leopold
eng
0
The Death of the Old Mendicant
eng
0
The Death of the Queen
eng
0
The Death of the Rev. Dr. Wilson
eng
0
The Demon Drink
eng
0
The Den o` Fowlis
eng
0
The Destroying Angel or The Poet`s Dream
eng
0
The Disastrous Fire at Scarborough
eng
0
The Downfall of Delhi
eng
0
The Dundee Flower Show:Dedicated to the Right Honourable Earl of Dalhousie
eng
0
The Execution of James Graham, Marquis of Montrose
eng
0
The Fair Maid of Perth`s House
eng
0
The Faithful Dog Fido
eng
0
The Famous Tay Whale
eng
0
The First Grenadier of France
eng
0
The Funeral of the German Emperor
eng
0
The Funeral of the Late Ex-Provost Rough, Dundee
eng
0
The Funeral of the Late Prince Henry of Battenberg
eng
0
The Great Franchise Demonstration
eng
0
The Great Yellow River Inundation in China
eng
0
The Heatherblend Club Banquet
eng
0
The Hero of Kalapore
eng
0
The Horrors of Majuba
eng
0
The Inauguration of the Hill o` Balgay
eng
0
The Inauguration of the University College
eng
0
The Irish Convict`s Return
eng
0
The Kessack Ferry-Boat Fatality
eng
0
The Last Berkshire Eleven
eng
0
The Late Sir John Ogilvy
eng
0
The Little Match Girl
eng
0
The Loss of the `Victoria`
eng
0
The Miraculous Escape of Robert Allan, the Fireman
eng
0
The Moon
eng
0
The Newport Railway
eng
0
The Nithsdale Widow and Her Son
eng
0
The Pennsylvania Disaster
eng
0
The Queen`s Jubilee Celebrations
eng
0
The Rattling Boy from Dublin
eng
0
The Rebel Surprise Near Tamai
eng
0
The Relief of Mafeking
eng
0
The River of Leith
eng
0
The Royal Review
eng
0
The Sorrows of the Blind
eng
0
The Sprig of Moss
eng
0
The Storming of the Dargai Heights
eng
0
The Summary History of Sir William Wallace
eng
0
The Sunderland Calamity
eng
0
The Terrific Cyclone of 1893
eng
0
The Tragic Death of the Rev. A.H. Mackonochie
eng
0
The Troubles of Matthew Mahoney
eng
0
The Village of Tayport and Its Surroundings
eng
0
The Wreck of the Barque `Lynton`
eng
0
The Wreck of the Barque `Wm. Paterson of Liverpool`
eng
0
The Wreck of the Steamer `Mohegan`
eng
0
The Wreck of the Steamer `Storm Queen`
eng
0
The Wreck of the Whaler `Oscar`
eng
0
The Wreck of the `Abercrombie Robinson`
eng
0
The Wreck of the `Columbine`
eng
0
The Wreck of the `Indian Chief`
eng
0
The Wreck of the `Thomas Dryden` in Pentland Firth
eng
0
To Mr James Scrymgeour, Dundee
eng
0
Wreck of the Schooner `Samuel Crawford`
eng
0
Young Munro the Sailor
eng
0

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